Friday, February 29, 2008

"History" war - continue


This story is purely fictional, if identical, purely coincidence.

King of History conveyed the matter to the King of Discipline,

King of Discipline then summoned the Three Great Warriors.

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King of Discipline : Fool! Rubbish! Junk! ...

The warriors quietly waiting for the King of Discipline to finish.

Finally, its warriors turn to speak.

Pole : I have something to say! Can I complain the King for not attending EPH(Extended Playing Hours)?

King of Discipline : Who are you referring to ?

Pole : King of History!

Pan Shuai : Right! King of History has been absent for 2-3 weeks already. King of History also warn us not to tell Mr.Xia, if the Emperor asked we are told to say that the lesson is going on as usual and the King of History is attending.

Anchovy : The personality of King of History aren't good too, getting happy when seeing the students having trouble.

Pole : If you can't take any actions against the King of History, I will personally report it to the Emperor! If the same goes to Emperor, I will make a trip to heaven and report it to Jade Emperor.

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Long live the King of History Long live! ...

Thursday, February 28, 2008

"History" war


This story is purely fictional, if identical, purely coincidence.

27th February 2008, Wednesday.

The Three Great Warrior, "Pan Shuai", Pole and Anchovy (Jiang Yu Zai)

Challenged the King of History,

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King of History : In the past, there's a person who fell into drain because he set himself against me.

Pan Shuai : I score A1 in every subject, except for one particular subject ...

Pole : Anything , I don't care.

Anchovy : How much you want, up to you.

End ...

Although the dialogue is short and incomplete, the meaning within it are great and memorable to those who are present at the time where the event take place.

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The later days won't be as good as before, good luck and keep it up guys!

To be continue ...

“历史”战争-后续


本故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,纯属巧合

历史大王把此事转告给纪律天王,

纪律天王召见三大勇士。

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纪律天王说:Biadap!笨蛋!废物!垃圾!.....

勇士们静静地等待着纪律天王的句号。

终于。。轮到勇士发言了

柱子说:我有话说!大王没来上eph(p=playing)能投诉吗?

纪律天王伤到,但很快的控制住情绪,反问道:哪位大王啊?

柱子说:历史大王!

潘帅说:对!已经有二至三个星期没上了。他还巴结我们不要转告给夏先生,如果皇上问起,须说课照常进行,历史大王有报道!

江鱼仔:他的性格也不好.看见自己的学子出事,却感到很high!

柱子:如果天王您无法做出行动,我将亲自去找皇上!皇上不能,飞上天找玉帝去!

纪律天王再次伤到,面带忧郁

(历史大王万岁万岁万万岁)